Simpsons Comics #77

Hi-ya folks! Editor speaking. Today I want to talk to you about a special someone to all of us folks here in Springfield. Ralph Wiggum. You know him, right? He’s Springfield’s sweetheart, dated Lisa, sone of the police chief, was once in a boyband with Bart, Milhouse and Nelson. Ralphie’s a cool kid, very talented, very wise, very… uh… let’s say special. So, here’s what’s going to happen. Ralph’s taking over to tell you all about the town he lives in. Featuring – and yes, I am reading this off his list – Wralph, Milkhouse, The man who looks like me but lives with Lisa, Sideshow Mel, Frowndeeper Millie, and the man who looks like me but lives with me. Don’t you worry, I’m fluent in Ralphinese so I’ll be translating.